Who is the most famous writer in English?
1. William Fucking Shakespeare.
2. Charles 'The Dick' Dickens.
You, a cat, are having a nice relaxing day. Suddenly, this happens.
What do you say?
1. Haha, what an entertaining prank. You got me.
2. Oh you little shit! Do that again and I will fucking murder you.
Come on, bro! Let your emotions out! Tell us how you really feel!
What did Karl (the guy on the right) say?
1. "The best topping for a pizza is pineapple."
2. "Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie."
3. "The 1980s was the best decade for music."
The other two sentences are 100% accurate (so if he said them, he wouldn't have been talking shit).
Pineapple is absolutely fucking disgusting. If I went on a date with Jennifer Lawrence and she ordered a Hawaiian pizza I would walk out.
Why is Eggsy so upset?
1. He's watching episode 4 of the hit TV show Chernobyl.
2. He's watching Peppa Pig.
3. He just got his exam results from Cambridge.
Nobody would ever react badly to watching Peppa Pig, and Eggsy's exam results were great because he prepared by taking online courses here at EFL Academy.
The correct answer is that he's watching Chernobyl. It's amazing, but holy fuck, it's hard to watch.