What is this lady doing?
A desert is a place you go to ride a camel, or find a genie.
Dessert is what comes after a meal. Note that desserts should never include pineapples, apricots, raisins, or baked fruits - those things are all horrible. The best dessert? Easy: banana split.
Why did Commander Riker grow a beard?
People say Star Trek: The Next Generation has two phases. The beginning, which was bad, and the rest, which was good. And the moment it switched from one to the other was when Riker grew his beard. So if you are in charge of a struggling TV show, try adding more beards.
What is happening in this gif?
It always bothers me that First isn't the first exam. What's that all about?
But Joey lives in America, where Cambridge exams aren't all that well-known. And as a native speaker with no connection to teaching EFL (English as a Foreign Language) he is more likely to be worried about invisible animals than B2 level English exams.
What is Taber thinking?
Pin***ple on pizza is a crime! "But Andrew, I really like pin***ple on pizza!" No! Even just typing the word pin***ple makes me sick. UGH. NO. PLEASE STOP.
Have you ever laughed at a joke and then realised it was about you? If so, your face probably looked like Taber's.
This guy spent his life savings buying bitcoin. Was that a good idea?
There are cheaper ways to learn the value of thinking things through. For example, you could bet your friend 20 dollars you can list all 70 phrasal verbs in this course in under 5 minutes. No need to lose ALL your money.
Before you 'invest' in Bitcoin, do a google search for 'Tulipmania'.
What is happening here?
You don't answer back a question, you just answer a question. But it would be funny if that happened.
If you're going to call in sick, you HAVE to think things through. Try to sound sick when you make the phone call, make sure you don't go anywhere you might be photographed, and certainly don't broadcast yourself on the internet lazing around!
What is Alan doing?
There's very little calculation needed if you're buying an almost-free course!
But losing weight is hard. If someone thinks up a way to make it easy, they'll be the richest person on earth!
Why is Buster Keaton famous?
Do a search for 'a house falls on Buster Keaton' if you want to want to see his most famous scene. He really stood there while the 2-ton house fell on him!
What is this man's greatest contribution to society?
Flip-flops have never been cool/ are not cool/ will never be cool.
By the way, my girlfriend wears Crocs, so you can stop telling me to be nicer to her.
Why is Bob Ross so famous?
Although his rock-painting technique is amazing, he didn't invent it himself.
A lot of Bob Ross videos are on YouTube now. If you feel stressed, go and watch one!