Love and Hate Quiz

             

(By now, you know how these go. I don't have to write an introduction every time, do I?)

              

What would you do if you were this cat?

1. Just put up with it. He's my brother after all.
2. Put a lot of time into preparing a series of increasingly complicated traps like in the movie Home Alone.

If you were a cat you wouldn't be able to make complicated plans. Your brain would be 5 centimetres long, with 4cm of that dedicated to finding the most comfortable place to sleep.

Your partner wakes from a dream in which you are kissing a stranger. Your partner is really mad at you. What do you do?

1. Nothing! It was just a dream. I did nothing wrong.
2. Try to patch things up even though it's a bit silly.

If you apologize for things you DIDN'T DO, you're in for a world of trouble!

Trust me. As the old saying goes: "Never apologise, never explain."

Why do you think this chimp is washing this cat?

1. Because the cat had just taken up quad biking and was really dirty.
2. To make up for forgetting their 20th anniversary.
3. I dunno. It was the old days. It was probably some science thing. Scientists did weird things back then.

1. Cats can't ride a quad bike. At least, I've never seen it.

2. Most cats don't live to be 20.

3. Yeah. Think how long it must have taken to train that chimp. Crazy.

What's the fastest way to get over someone?

1. Eat a tub of ice cream every weekday and drink a bottle of wine on Saturday and Sunday.
2. Fall in love with someone else.
3. Reclaim your self-respect by asking yourself why your happiness centres around your former partner.

The first one didn't work for me when I tried it in the past. The third sentence is true in theory but almost impossible in reality.

Why did this guy get lightsabres for Christmas?

1. Because he never gave up on his dream of becoming a Jedi.
2. Because he works at an airport telling the planes where to go.
3. Because he's getting into drumming.

Never give up on your dreams!

All 5 questions completed!

Love and Hate Quiz

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