You, an American, hear someone speaking a foreign language in your hometown. What you do shout at them?
1. Speak English! Your in America!
2. Speak English! You're in America!
It's amazing, and hilariously ironic, how many people write 'Speak English, your in America'. To see a few samples, look at this feed: https://twitter.com/yourinamerica
What is the correct response to this?
1. Your welcome.
2. You're welcome.
I'm working on an article with some alternatives to 'you're welcome'. Watch this space!
How do you address a queen?
1. Your majesty.
2. You're majesty.
Similarly:
For a judge: your honour.
For an enemy: your mama.
What do you say to a girl you like?
1. Your cute.
2. You're cute.
You can also say 'girl you fine!'
What should you say to me when I tell you that you are wrong about something?
1. Your right.
2. You're right.
You better believe I'm right.