Why did JK Rowling find it hard to hold down a job?
She was fired from her position as a secretary because she was writing stories instead of working.
If you haven't read Harry Potter, Muggles are non-magical people.
Why did Thomas Edison find it hard to hold down a job?
Edison perfected the light bulb and invented lots of other things. He's famous for trying again and again and never giving up.
As far as I know, nobody in the world said 'wazzup?' before 1999.
Why is this situation unusual?
A long time ago, before he starred in The Prestige, the best movie of all time, Hugh Jackman was a PE teacher (sports teacher) in England and years later one of his students was asking him questions at a film festival IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY.
Small world!
Why do the ship's crew laugh when Captain Jack Sparrow announces that he is going to take it over?
It's true that Johnny Depp based his performance of a mad alcoholic pirate on Keith Richards, but the sailors in the movie don't know that. They think it's funny that Sparrow thinks he can sail a huge ship with just 2 men.
And they are right - he can't. But he has a trick up his sleeve...
What's happening in this gif?
Yes, he phases out his old technology. Obviously this is a joke. In the real world, phasing it out would mean slowly using this computer less and using something else (like a new iPad) more.
On a related note, never type 'google' into Google because you might break the internet.
How many number 1 singles did The Beatles clock up in America?
20 is the right answer. Good job Mariah Carey, by the way!
The Beatles were banned as described in the first option, but from Israel.